"SOME DUDE’S PESO PICKS"

PESOPICK CLEANING AND POLISHING INSTRUCTIONS

WHEN YOUR "PESOPICK" HAS TARNISHED SOME AND YOU MAY NOT NOTICE IT UNTIL YOU POLISH IT AND IT MAY TAKE AWHILE TO TARNISH SOME. IT'S A COIN, THEY TARNISH, FORTUNATELY, THEY ARE POLISHED PRETTY DARN GOOD, I KEEP A TEN PESO PICK IN MY POCKET AND I MAY SHINE IT ONCE A YEAR. IT'S FAIRLY EASY TO GET THAT FRESH SHINE BACK, UNLESS YOU LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS, THEN, BY ALL MEANS LEAVE IT ALONE. ANYWAY, FIRST GET A SOFT, CLEAN CLOTH. (OLD COTTON SOCKS WORK GOOD UNLESS IT'S GOT CRUD ALL OVER IT). GET SOME GOOD CAR POLISH OR CHROME POLISH, OR EVEN SILVER POLISH, AS LONG AS IT’S NOT WAX!  PUT SOME POLISH ON THE CLOTH AND RUB "PESOPICK" BETWEEN FINGERS FOR ABOUT 2 1/2 HOURS, OR ABOUT 52,641 STROKES, OR UNTIL CLOTH BEGINS TO TURN BLACK. LET PESOPICK DRY A MINUTE, OR UNTIL YOUR FINGERS GET THEIR FEELING BACK, AND YOU'VE STOPPED SOME OR MOST OF THE BLEEDING, GET ANOTHER SOFT CLEAN CLOTH, (OLD CLOTH BABY DIAPERS WORK GOOD UNLESS THEY HAVE CRUD IN IT ). PUT "PESOPICK" IN CLOTH AND RUB SOME MORE, FOR ABOUT 1 AND 3/20 OF AN HOUR, ABOUT 22,898 STROKES OR UNTIL YOUR FINGERS ARE NUMB AGAIN AND START TO BLEED SOME MORE. NOW GET UNDER THE BRIGHTEST LIGHT YOU CAN FIND. (DIRECT SUNLIGHT WORKS GOOD, UNLESS IT BURNS THE CRUD OUT OF YOU ). HOLD YOU’RE "PESOPICK" WITH ONE HAND UP SO THE LIGHT (SUN) REFLECTS BACK INTO YOUR EYES. IT SHOULD FLASH LIKE A CAMERA FLASH AND TEMPORARILY BLIND YOU. IF IT DID NOT DO THIS, OR AT LEAST MELT A PASSING CARS TIRES OR CATCH A CLOSE TREE ON FIRE, START ALL OVER FROM THE BEGINNING AND TRY AGAIN. AND WHEN IT’S FINALLY DONE YOU CAN ONCE AGAIN BE PROUD OF YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS. AND JUST THINK. IF YOU SPENT AS MUCH TIME PRACTICING YOUR GUITAR AS YOU DID POLISHING YOUR "PESOPICK", YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE A DARN GOOD GUITAR PLAYER BY NOW. UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU'RE ALREADY DARN GOOD AND IN THAT CASE YOU CAN HIRE SOMEONE TO POLISH YOUR "PESOPICKS" FOR YOU, JUST BE SURE AND LET THEM READ THESE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO CLEAN AND POLISH YOUR "PESOPICK". IF YOUR "PESOPICKS" PLAYING EDGE IS DAMAGED SOMEHOW, (LIKE MAYBE DROPPING IT ON THE CEMENT AND DENTING THE CRUD OUT OF IT), OR MAYBE YOU THREW IT OUT IN THE AUDIENCE AND HIT SOMETHING LIKE SOME POOR ROCKERS HARD HEAD IN WHICH CASE YOUR NEVER GOING TO SEE YOUR "PESOPICK" AGAIN, EMAIL ME SO I CAN TELL YOU WHERE TO GO, UH… I MEAN WHAT TO DO ABOUT GETTING IT FIXED OR REPLACED. THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT. BUT SERIOUSLY, IT ONLY TAKES A FEW MINUTES TO REPOLISH YOUR "PESOPICK"

 IF YOU NEED TO CONTACT ME CALL: 

512-470-8123 LEAVE A MESSAGE I WILL CALL YOU BACK. I WILL DO A REPOLISH OR I CAN MAKE ADJUSTMENTS TO THE "PRECISION PLAYING EDGE"TM TO WHATEVER THICKNESS YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH. MY "PESOPICKS"TM WILL NOT FLEX. IT’S A COIN MADE OF NICKLE/SILVER ALLOYS AND STUFF, IF IT FLEXES IT’S BROKEN, AND IF YOU HAVE EDGE DAMMAGE CALL PHONE NUMBER LISTED ABOVE OR EMAIL INFO TO:

 

  

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